1. 22:24 16th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from myblogisgod

    What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
    — 

    My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

    #no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

    what if u fall in love with ur minstrel guy and u guys have sex and u get pregnant and now he cant show up cuz u dont have ur period naymore it be like a modern day shakespear tragady

    (via fortheloveofotps)

    I don’t know how to respond to this.
     
  2. 22:20

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    Reblogged from elviajedelaesperanza

    wantstobeinthewilderness:

    the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

    I have watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy just focusing on Legolas. And it is pure gold.

    All of the entertainment!

     
  3. 20:18

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    Reblogged from blueskyspeculation

     
  4. 20:16

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    Reblogged from i-amforeverfaithful

    image: Download

     
  5. 20:10

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    Reblogged from technoglobe

    2damnfeisty:

    rozhanitsa:

    2damnfeisty:

    Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

    And it’s not subtle at all.
    Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
    The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

    ALL OF THIS

    (Source: ageofdesiderata)

     
  6. 00:56

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    Reblogged from missknightinshiningarmor

    rhapsodyinpink:

    casibarria:

    These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

    No, I do not want children, thank you…

    The last mom is done.

     
  7. 00:52

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    Reblogged from thatfunnyblog

    
When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

    When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

     
  8. 00:04

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    Reblogged from andmyheartwillfindyouthere

    Tags: looking good hernandez

    image: Download

    rosybolle:

(via TumbleOn)

    rosybolle:

    (via TumbleOn)

    (Source: loozyana)

     
  9. 00:03

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    Now Spice World.

    Why can’t I be British?

     
  10. 00:02

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    Reblogged from myfacewasred

    myfacewasred:

    borlax:

    borlax:

    I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

    it has been several weeks and I probably have watched this easily 100 times

    Important.

    Me.

    (Source: vinebox)

     
  11. 22:49 15th Sep 2014

    Notes: 223361

    Reblogged from myfacewasred

    Tags: AHAHAHAHTOO TRUE

    1. me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
    2. me the second i get home: nah
     
  12. 22:41

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    Reblogged from tumbleupondisney

    Tags: i want to go to there

    image: Download

     
  13. 22:40

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    Reblogged from safeaspockets

    Tags: heh

    wesleycrush:

    MY ANACONDA-

    image

     
  14. 22:40

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    Reblogged from tumbleupondisney

    crunchier:

    trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage

     
  15. I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.

    Watching the classic “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” and grading my kiddos work.

    Also Tumblr.

    Obvs.

    Hi.